Dear First Felon,

Your moves against Columbia University are based on a pretext. The alleged punishment – removal of all federal grants – is the point and purpose, not the consequence.

You will do anything to hurt colleges and universities (especially those on the coasts) because college-educated people on balance see through you and recognize you for what you are: a con man, a fraud, a cheater, a crook.

Have a great day, Sir!

Very truly yours,

Bruce J. Berger