Dear First Felon,

Russian Dictator Putin is ecstatic that you have sided with him in his quest to conquer Ukraine. And he’s laughing to himself at how pathetic you are, Sir.

What? Ukrainian President Zelenskyy didn’t grovel enough, didn’t prostrate himself enough, didn’t kiss your Godfather ring? He didn’t agree with your conspiracy theories about how Ukraine, not Russia, started the war?

All I can say is that it’s a blessed thing you weren’t president when Hitler launched World War II, because, if you had been president, we would all be German subjects now, all except us Jews who would have been murdered.

Very truly yours,

Bruce J. Berger