Dear First Felon,

Together, you and your close billionaire buddy Elon Musk are a disgrace.

The latest travesty is Musk’s unlawful order to federal employees. He and his DOGE battalion have been acting illegally since the beginning of your administration. No, it is not legal to tell federal workers that, if they fail to respond to an email, such failure will count as their resignation.

The two of you together form a new, pathetic comedy team, which I will name The Two Stooges.

At least Moe, Larry, and Curly had brains.

Very truly yours,

Bruce J. Berger