Dear First Felon,

I wonder how it feels to be the first convicted felon to occupy the Oval Office. It goes along with so many other firsts you have achieved!

First president to be impeached twice!

First president to deny the reality of climate change!

First president who sent this followers to storm the Capitol!

First president to threaten an ally with a military takeover of its territory!

Unfortunately, not the first president to lie his way into office, but then you can’t be first in everything, can you?

Very truly yours,

Bruce J. Berger