Dear Russian Agent Who Occupies the Oval Office,

I’m sorry I haven’t written in a week, but if I tried to keep up with the speed that you subvert our country’s interests, my keyboard would jam, my fingers would fall off, and my head would explode.

Of course the leaders of the free world laughed at your buffoonery at the G7 conference. How could they not? As the French foreign minister notes, you’re a clown who doesn’t read anything. But it’s worse: You’re a Russian agent, as all can easily see.

You praise Putin and choose to believe him over our country’s dedicated intelligence community.

You meet secretly with Putin to discuss your true intentions re Russia, and you give no one has access to the notes of your meeting.

You side with Putin against our ally, Ukraine, and contribute to the deaths of Ukrainian soldiers fighting the invading Russian forces.

You repeat Putin’s talking points about how Russia had nothing to do with interfering with our 2016 election. Indeed, you and your treasonous Republican colleagues are paving the way for additional Russian interference in 2020.

This is exactly what the Founding Fathers feared might happen with a president who cares nothing about the country he’s sworn to protect.

The two most likely reasons you’re a Russian stooge: (1) you are currying favor to build hotels in Russia and grab a big slice of the money pie that Russian oligarchs accumulate at the expense of the Russian people, and (2) Putin has blackmail goods on you. Frankly, I think both must be true.

Very truly yours,

Bruce J. Berger

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