Dear Imposter-in-the-White-House,

At yet another Thanksgiving holiday, let me tell you what I’m thankful for:

That the cretin with the nuclear codes – that would be you, Sir – hasn’t blown us all up already, by virtue of his reason-defying, self-serving, cavalier approach to foreign relations.

That the illegitimately elected clown in the White House – again, if you’ve guessed I’m talking about you, you are perceptive – hasn’t made us all a colony of Russia, as he caters to Putin’s every whim.

That we live in a country governed by a constitution that recognizes the threat of a president who wishes he could be a dictator and that has the mechanism to peaceably throw him out of office, on his ass, where he deserves to be.

That we have true American patriots, willing to defy your orders to stonewall, willing to risk their lives and careers in honor of the truth and our democratic ideals, not afraid to testify under oath, even though you outrageously target them as traitors. Unlike you, they are heroes. Unlike you, they are not cowards.

That history will record your presidency as the lowest point in America’s long saga and that, when you’re gone, we can only go upward.

So I say to my readers – whom I ask to share this letter with their social media – be strong and we will strengthen each other.

Very truly yours,

Bruce J. Berger