Dear Golfer-In-Chief,

How nice that you find the time, so often, to spend our taxpayer dollars on your golf outings. It now appears that you’ve spent more than 270 days of your presidency on the golf course. Obviously, that makes America great again.

The truth is that we should be happy you spend so much time away from your job. The more time you spend on the golf course, the less harm you can do to Americans. Too bad that the harm you’ve already done when you’re not golfing is so substantial.

And consider the hypocrisy. You constantly decried President Obama for his golf outings, which were few and far between compared to yours.

You also said repeatedly on the campaign trail that, if elected, you wouldn’t have time to golf. Another big, fat lie, like all the other lies you tell.

Now, you pompously canceled your trip to Poland as a major hurricane approaches. But were you organizing our response? No! You were golfing! How does that protect all the citizens that will be flooded out, who will lose power, whose lives will be damaged, if not lost?

You’re shameless. The people in your cult who still support you want a king to tell them that they will be all right, but one who doesn’t actually need to work on their behalf, just talk and lie.

I call that a quadruple bogie, at best.

Very truly yours,

Bruce J. Berger