Dear Mr. Trump,

I read with amazement and hilarity that you claimed an A+ rating for your presidency. If I were grading you, F would still be too generous. But since F is the lowest grade I’m aware of, I’ll stick with F.

Sir, you deserve F:

F for failure in service to humanity.

F for failure in service to diversity.

F for failure in service to the English language.

F for failure in service to preserving livable conditions on Earth.

F for failure in service to honesty.

F for failure in service to leadership.

F for failure in service to government.

F for failure in service to the middle class.

Now, please call Fox News and give them a more accurate self-assessment.

Very truly yours,

Bruce J. Berger