I write letters to our country’s enemy,

Trying to charm my friends with humor.

I stalk the ether of the Internet

With contempt for the liars and hypocrites

And pour all I have into sarcasm.

 

I never wrote more important words,

And now beg my readers to bear witness.

Vote out the tyrants, the haters, and

Put away forever those who say

The Klan are some very fine people.