Dear Mr. Trump,

I’m thinking now of how you repeatedly lied about President Obama’s birthplace. By suggesting that he was not born in the United States, you revealed as nothing else could your racist ideology. (“If he was black, he couldn’t be one of us.”) It goes along with your other racist views, your refusal to rent to black families until you were forced to do so by legal action, your denunciation of Islam, your embrace of the Nazis and KKK’ers who marched in Charlottesville as “very fine people,” your misogyny and p***y grabbing, your support for the child molester Roy Moore, your sucking up to Putin, and the list goes on and on.

I have a theory that you were not born in the United States, and who cares what your birth certificate says, because that could have been forged. My theory – I’m sending investigators out right now for evidence – is that you were not born at all, but hatched in a KGB laboratory, in the then Soviet Union, precisely to be planted here at a young age and groomed to do Russia’s bidding. No wonder your National Security Advisor Gen. Flynn secretly told a friend on inauguration day that sanctions were gone. Only through the foresight and dedication of true Americans – our FBI, our free press – was your link to the Russians outed and your plans thwarted, at least for now.

The truth will come out, sir. Just wait. It won’t be long now.

Very truly yours,

Bruce J. Berger