Dear Mr. Trump:

My word! We are so impressed with your bluster and strong words! How you always come up with the best name-calling, we’ll never know, but we’re in awe! “Rocket man!” That solves so many problems, doesn’t it? Why didn’t President Obama have the foresight, we wonder, to think of “Rocket man!” I bet you think it’s because both Obama and Kim Jong Un are Muslims, right? Neither was born in the United States, right? America first! See how tough you are, Mr. President! Sir!

How frightened of your toughness must the North Koreans be right at this moment! They cower in their bomb shelters now, don’t they? They now understand how you hanker to use your nuclear weapons and have stopped their missile and weapons program, right?! They have decided to drop their idea of self-defense because you said you would wipe them off the face of the earth, right?! Aren’t you smart, Mr. President?!

Smart like Hitler, when he led his country to destruction! No one was going to tell Hitler what he could or couldn’t do! He showed how tough he was! So what if millions of Germans were killed in the process?

We are in awe, Mr. President, Sir!

Very truly yours,

Bruce J. Berger